randomness

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
There are more chickens in the world than people
The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue.
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
Strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges.
More people in China speak English than in the United States.
An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.
An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
There are more chickens in the world than people.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member.
There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.
Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife.

noooooooo

charles logan is back!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beth and me

i hate fish,but this face is awesome. you know, its really hard to hold this face without laughing!
i told beth not to pick my nose, im a big girl, and i can do it myself
her eyes are gonna pop!
ok, so you guys have never ever seen me really hyper. beth is the only one, i reach top notch with. here are a couple of pictures that will show you what we like to do. these arent even the worst pictures, but ya, this is what we were doing around 10:30-11 pm.

freedom!!!

ok, so i got up today, just as my mom and brother were leaving to go camping! i was streached out in bed, reading for a long long time. then i got up, watched i love lucy, then gave my dog a bath, took a bath myself (actually, shower), unloaded the dishwasher, drew a couple of pictures. they turned out really awesome! one was of 2 keys, and the other was of a tube of paint, they were required, not my idea, but they look cool. then i ate lunch, and played some games with my sister. then i loaded the dishwasher, did a load of laundry, and did all of the other stuff (feed fish, cats, dogs- all the stuff i have to do because my mom isnt here) then i watched miss congeniality! i havent seen that movie in forever. and that was my day, i felt like i did alot, buti didnt really.

kitten

so i got home today, and i wasnt very happy because i had had a really bad headache all day, and i wasnt sure how i did on my math test. so i wasnt very excited, but i walked into my room, and sitting on my desk was the cutest stuffed cat! it looks exactly like mine! black white and brown. anyway, it cheered me up. you know, i dont really have any stuffed animals. when we moved, i got ridd of about 30 of them. now i have two or three beanie babies, and one of my old doll, and now my cat! i love stuffed animals: theyre soft, cute, and they dont scratch.

i just realized i got a cat and a mouse for valentines day

24

24 is the awesomest show ever! it is so stressful though. i mnow none of you watch it, so its about a government agent, who "tries" to stop terrorists. and it takes place in real time. so this season, some terrorists have had control over 5 nuclear bombs. they have disarmed 2 but there a re three left. on top of that the agents family is involved! he knew his brother was involved, but before he could question him, his dad killed him. now, his dad is manipulating his sister in law, with his granson my threatening to kill him too! it is so stressful!!! but i love it. the only reason i told you so much about it is bc i know you guys could never stand it. for example, tonight the terrorists captured another gov worker, and to get him to talk lets just say that he was 'drowned' kinda, hit, and there was an electric screwdriver involved.

I LOVE 24

pictures

heres me beth and danielle at beths 16th bday. i love this pic alot beth died! oh no!

over the summer, our neighbor, johnboy, took us surfing. it was so fun
these are all some of my favorite pictures. this one beth took at her churchs bonfire

kt

so i was looking back, and i remember about a week ago you told me you posted about my bbsitting experience, so i looked, and heres my response!
IM NOT GONNA LEAVE THE FREAKIN KIDS!
THE FACT THAT THAT GIRL DID IT IN THE MOVIE TO GO TO THE GUEST HOUSE WAS IDIOTIC ENOUGH!

hoorah!

i just got a letter from NHS, asking if i would join =)

worrying

oh my goodness! i am so nervous right now! i really want to study for my bio test, but i lent my notes to brenda- which is why i am so nervous! she came in late, so she needs the notepacket, but im scared shell forget them at home! i mean, i couldnt say no, bc she doesnt know anyone else in the class, and she wont have any time tomorrow in class, so she wouldnt have any notes to study on the weekend! and i didnt want to do that to her, but im totally freaked out. can i copy one of your guyss notes if she doesnt bring em back?

sorry, i feel like i use this site to complain alot to you guys! next time i start- stop me, i do it way too much! (i was about to start complaining about how much i complain! thats when you know you complain too much)

explanation

well, the story was kinda based off of my spanish experiences. the oh no oh no, was def. from hoitink, and the whole story was from passing notes to danielle in spanish last year. that was my favorite part of spanish- our stories! and that is the reason i had to kill theo- i killed all of the animals/muffins etc. in those stories.

to danielle: a flouterny boggin is the appendage connected to every hefalumps body, i dont know, i just made it up =)

theo, the hefalump

once upon a time there was a hefalump named theo. he was purple and pink, and had blue spots all over him. no one liked theo, they all thought he was odd. none of the other hefalumps had blue spots. so one day when they were playing jump rope at school the kids pulled it taught, and he fell and hit his flouterny boggin! oh no oh no! all the kids were horifified. how could he fall and breakhis flouterny boggin! when his parents found out they were deeply ashamed- they wouldnt look at him ever again. the city council had to throw him out of the community. however, a little girl found him and gave him a brownie. theo was very excited and he gobbled it up, as the girl ran down the street laughing. all of a sudden theo felt sick, the little girl had poisoned him. unfortunately theo died.
the end.
moral: never ever break your flouterny boggin- you will get kicked out, poisoned, and die