Tuesday, February 6, 2007

theo, the hefalump

once upon a time there was a hefalump named theo. he was purple and pink, and had blue spots all over him. no one liked theo, they all thought he was odd. none of the other hefalumps had blue spots. so one day when they were playing jump rope at school the kids pulled it taught, and he fell and hit his flouterny boggin! oh no oh no! all the kids were horifified. how could he fall and breakhis flouterny boggin! when his parents found out they were deeply ashamed- they wouldnt look at him ever again. the city council had to throw him out of the community. however, a little girl found him and gave him a brownie. theo was very excited and he gobbled it up, as the girl ran down the street laughing. all of a sudden theo felt sick, the little girl had poisoned him. unfortunately theo died.
the end.
moral: never ever break your flouterny boggin- you will get kicked out, poisoned, and die

4 comments:

amy said...

l0l!! u r a g00d st0ry writer!! l0l. d0nt w0rry.....i w0nt brake my fl0uterny b0ggin!! l0l.

KtC said...

all i can say is wow.

danielle said...

you and your demented stories! how could you kill theo! you know with all you descriptive insight into his charecter i was really starting to get attached to him. you reminded me of miss hotink *gasp "oh no! oh no!" ha ha spanish....not so good times :)

p.s. mind if i ask what a flouterny boggin is? :)

Grace said...

haha... that "oh no oh no" reminded me of spanish, too, danielle
why'd the heffalump have to die?!?! i love heffalumps!