my poor sister!!!

my poor sister had to go to the ER!!! Mary. Mary had to go get stitches. what happened was she was ridding her bike super fast, on a bike bath, to meet up with a friend at a coffee house. her handlebars were loose, and as she sped along, they came off! she flew through the air, and landed on her chin and shoulder. her chin split open, and she started to bleed allot. luckily a man driving on the side of the road saw her, and called Ben, and the ER. so now she is at home, all drugged up. pray that she'll be OK, please.

did you hear?

did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? he sold his soul to Santa.

hahahahalarious!!!

i read this somewhere, and thought it was kind of funny...
-gays invented sports. think about it: boxing. two shirtless men, fighting over a belt!
:D

home again home again jiggedy jig

trusty is the luckiest dog i know of. last time we tried to get rid of trusty, we gave him away to a lady who loves dachsunds, but her husband gave her a puppy for christmas, she had to give him back. today, we took him to the pound. we pulled into the parking lot at 4:07. it closed at four. so trusty is still with us, but wont be for much longer.