If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teachingthem to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 yearstelling them to sit down and be quiet.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
3 comments:
hahhahahhahahaaaaa lol!! love em!
haha. i like those. i think i've heard a few before, but not most of them. =]
oh of course you have grace. those are funny...yet so true (some of them)
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