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ok, so today i go outside and am just standing there, petting the cat and stuff, when i see these men walking door to door. im like uhoh, i mean, i hate it when they come to the door all formal and ask,"may we speak to your parents?" bc i hate having to tell my mom and having her have me send them away. i mean, i feel really mean, even though i didnt do anything! so toady when i see them comming i start to go inside to try to hide, but they see me and they start yelling after me "miss, miss,MISS!!!" i turn around and am like what do you want- not really, but thats what im thinking. i actually say, "Yes?" all nice and they go- are you the lady of the house... umm "no" and so they go, "oh, well are you 18?" ummm ,"No" and they look at me like im crazy! "Youre not 18" me-"uh, no" and then the older one starts to laugh at me! he is all doubled over holding on to his knees laughing at me! im standing there waiting for him to stop and im like ................. finally he stops and again he says, "youre not 18 ?!?" "NO" so he says, "well how old are you?" "15" "youre 15? how tall are you" and im like are you trying to stalk me? why do you care? not really but i go, "5'9" or 5'10"" he says," sorry but you look 18" so finally he believes me and is like"can i talk to the lady of the house?" i go in, and my mom just stares at me and then shakes her head. great, now i have to go outside and say, "sorry shes busy right now." "oh, well, can she get unbusy for 2 secs?" i go inside, and am like these are the pushiest salespeople ever! my mom is still shaking her head, so i ask jim if he will go out and tell them no, but he runs the opp. direction =( so i go out and am like" SHE CANT COME TO THE DOOR RIGHT NOW," and finally they leave! why is it so funny that im not 18? i dont think i look 18, why was he laughing for so long? anyway, thats the only thing that happened today.